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113_ahh.wav(7K) 113_ahh.mp3(7K)

Stan: "Ahhh..."

113_amazing.wav(61K) 113_amazing.mp3(61K)

: "I've never seen a woman drink that much. You're amazing Miss Cartman!"

113_bear.wav(55K) 113_bear.mp3(55K)

Cartman: "Naive American, Stan.   And the bear is very important to my people."

113_beefyroast.wav(18K) 113_beefyroast.mp3(18K)

Cartman's Mom: "How is your Beefyroast, schnookums?"

113_blueb...wav(71K) 113_blueb...mp3(71K)

Cartman's Mom: "...but the next morning, I was preganant with you, my little blueberry muffin."

113_cabbage.wav(52K) 113_cabbage.mp3(52K)

Cartman: "No kitty, this is my corned beef and cabbage."

113_cartm...wav(21K) 113_cartm...mp3(21K)

Cartman: "No who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?"

113_chacha.wav(48K) 113_chacha.mp3(48K)

Cartman's Mom: "And sometimes, the man puts his who-who-dilly in the woman's cha-cha."

113_chachalong.wav(157K) 113_chachalong.mp3(157K)

Cartman: "I want to know where I came from..."

113_charming.wav(44K) 113_charming.mp3(44K)

Cartman's Mom: "He was the most beautiful charming piece of ass I've ever seen in South Park."

113_checkitout.wav(56K) 113_checkitout.mp3(56K)

Cartman: "You know what I'm saying, 'G?  Check it out, I'm gonna go chill with my dad."

113_chefismydad.wav(76K) 113_chefismydad.mp3(76K)

Cartman: "Oh my god, I'm a black African American!"

113_chefsong.wav(538K) 113_chefsong.mp3(538K)

Chef: "...they touch and caress each other, until a part of the man grows.."

113_closetheme.wav(166K) 113_closetheme.mp3(166K)

: "The jaunty little closing music"

113_cutel...wav(116K) 113_cutel...mp3(116K)

: "I'm such a cute little kid, I hope I can get this go-cart started."

113_distress.wav(48K) 113_distress.mp3(48K)

Mr. Mackey: "Eric is obviously suffering from some kind of emotional distress, ok?"

113_doihaveadad.wav(42K) 113_doihaveadad.mp3(42K)

Cartman: "bleep damnit, do I have a dad?"

113_dontg...wav(21K) 113_dontg...mp3(21K)

Chef: "Women don't get pregnant from tounge kissing children."

113_donthave.wav(32K) 113_donthave.mp3(32K)

Cartman: "I don't have $3,000!"

113_donthave2.wav(different from above, a bit sadder.)"(18K) 113_donthave2.mp3(different from above, a bit sadder.)"(18K)

Cartman: "I don't have $3,000!"

113_drink...wav(36K) 113_drink...mp3(36K)

Mr. Garrison: "Mr. Hat, you need to admit that you have a drinking problem."

113_fckedup.wav(71K) 113_fckedup.mp3(71K)

Stan: "Dude, this is pretty bleeped up right here."

113_fine.wav(38K) 113_fine.mp3(38K)

Cartman: "Oh, fine... how are you guys?"

113_fourweeks.wav(55K) 113_fourweeks.mp3(55K)

: "The answer is coming on an all new South Park in only four weeks!"

113_fudge.wav(69K) 113_fudge.mp3(69K)

Chef: "Boy, what the fudge are you doing?"

113_garrison.wav(114K) 113_garrison.mp3(114K)

Chef: "Damn woman, what's gotten into you?   Garrison?  What the hell are you doing?"

113_BLEEPdamn.wav(23K) 113_BLEEPdamn.mp3(23K)

Stan: "Wow, I always knew Cartman's mom was a slut, but bleep damn!"

113_goodcookie.wav(112K) 113_goodcookie.mp3(112K)

Officer Barbrady: "I wouldn't mind getting a hold of your cookies, Miss Cartman!"

113_halfy.wav(41K) 113_halfy.mp3(41K)

Mr. Garrison: "You don't count, Halfy, you don't have any legs."

113_helloboys.wav(48K) 113_helloboys.mp3(48K)

Kyle: "Hi, we were wondering why fatass, I mean Cartman, hasn't been showing up for school."

113_hesgay.wav(68K) 113_hesgay.mp3(68K)

Jimbo: "Garrison?  That's impossible, he's gay!"

113_hidad.wav(57K) 113_hidad.mp3(57K)

Cartman: "I'm your son, Eric.   My mom said you put your who-who-dilly in her cha-cha..."

113_hippieindian.wav(40K) 113_hippieindian.mp3(40K)

Cartman: "Heh, heh, huh, yeah, right.  Like I'm some hippie indian."

113_honestly.wav(34K) 113_honestly.mp3(34K)

Mr. Garrison: "Now c'mon, honestly... who here hasn't had sex with Mrs. Cartman?"

113_icecream.wav(123K) 113_icecream.mp3(123K)

: "Oh, Stanly, we just heard the news that your little friend Kenny was killed by a train this morning."

113_implastered.wav(15K) 113_implastered.mp3(15K)

Cartman's Mom: "Ha, ha, I'm plastered!"

113_itsucks.wav(32K) 113_itsucks.mp3(32K)

Cartman: "Yeah... it sucks."

113_jimbo.wav(68K) 113_jimbo.mp3(68K)

Jimbo: "I mean, I did know who he was, well, we had some great times together, hunting and fishing..."

113_joyride.wav(29K) 113_joyride.mp3(29K)

: "Now, that's what I call a joyride!"

113_keepm...wav(48K) 113_keepm...mp3(48K)

Cartman: "The white man has marred my people long enough. You keep your bleep damned mouth shut."

113_kicknuts.wav(42K) 113_kicknuts.mp3(42K)

Cartman: "Now, can I borrow your bike, or do I have to kick you in the nuts and steal it?"

113_killedkenny.wav(214K) 113_killedkenny.mp3(214K)

Kenny: "Kenny's go-cart/death sequence..."

113_killyouguys.wav(41K) 113_killyouguys.mp3(41K)

Cartman: "Kill.... you.... guys.... Kill you guys!"

113_legal.wav(26K) 113_legal.mp3(26K)

Stan: "Is that legal?"

113_manchowder.wav(72K) 113_manchowder.mp3(72K)

Cartman's Mom: "Oh chief, I want your hot manchowder."

113_menage.wav(94K) 113_menage.mp3(94K)

Cartman's Mom: "Haven't you ever heard of a menage au three?"

113_mephe...wav(24K) 113_mephe...mp3(24K)

Mephesto: "Mephesto's music."

113_naive...wav(53K) 113_naive...mp3(53K)

Cartman: "Wow, to think all this time, I'm am a naive American."

113_newsflash.wav(46K) 113_newsflash.mp3(46K)

Mr. Mackey: "Oh, well there's a newsflash!"

113_nogodno.wav(40K) 113_nogodno.mp3(40K)

Cartman: "No... no, god no!"

113_nothing.wav(39K) 113_nothing.mp3(39K)

Cartman: "Oh... nothing, its just... nothing."

113_question.wav(105K) 113_question.mp3(105K)

Cartman: "Do you know my friend has, like a Dad.  And my friend Kyle has a Dad, and my friend Kenny has  a Dad..."

113_roman...wav(17K) 113_roman...mp3(17K)

Cartman: "That isn't a very romantic story Mom!"

113_runninglate.wav(111K) 113_runninglate.mp3(111K)

Stan: "I said, we're not getting on you fat, ugly bitch!"

113_sagetjokes.wav(176K) 113_sagetjokes.mp3(176K)

: "Bob Saget tells a few of his side-splitters..."

113_seriously.wav(47K) 113_seriously.mp3(47K)

Cartman: "I... am... going... to... bleeping... kill you guys... seriously!"

113_sopissedoff.wav(47K) 113_sopissedoff.mp3(47K)

Cartman: "I... am... so... pissed off...right... now!"

113_suphomies.wav(78K) 113_suphomies.mp3(78K)

Cartman: "...kicking it with some G's on the west siiide."

113_suspects.wav(99K) 113_suspects.mp3(99K)

Mephesto: "Mephesto runs down the list of suspects."

113_sweatshop.wav(57K) 113_sweatshop.mp3(57K)

Cartman: "Maybe I can work in a sweatshop for a while..."

113_teaparty1.wav(210K) 113_teaparty1.mp3(210K)

Cartman: "Would you like some tea Polly Prissy Pants?"

113_teaparty2.wav(112K) 113_teaparty2.mp3(112K)

Cartman: "You are the coolest guy in the world, this is tremendous tea."

113_teaparty3.wav(132K) 113_teaparty3.mp3(132K)

Cartman: "Oh thank you, Eric, you are a perfect gentlemen.  And you are smart and cool."

113_teaparty4.wav(109K) 113_teaparty4.mp3(109K)

Cartman: "I think you are a big fat piece of crap.   HEY!"

113_teaparty5.wav(103K) 113_teaparty5.mp3(103K)

Cartman: "I think you are one of the coolest people in the world, and you are not fat at all!"

113_teaparty6.wav(76K) 113_teaparty6.mp3(76K)

Cartman: "Thank you Polly Prissy Pants, you are my best friend."

113_thank...wav(41K) 113_thank...mp3(41K)

Cartman: "You will?  Wow, you guys are the best!  Thanks you guys!"

113_thefatheris.wav(235K) 113_thefatheris.mp3(235K)

: "Who is Eric Cartman's father..."

113_throb...wav(108K) 113_throb...mp3(108K)

: "There you are, like a throbbing star..."

113_tnpco...wav(241K) 113_tnpco...mp3(241K)

Terrence: "Not Without My Anus... based on a true story!"

113_tongue.wav(96K) 113_tongue.mp3(96K)

Cartman's Mom: "Would you care to put your tongue in my mouth?"

113_transition.wav(29K) 113_transition.mp3(29K)

: "Some of the cool music between scenes..."

113_transition2.wav(32K) 113_transition2.mp3(32K)

: "Some of the cool music between scenes..."

113_videotaped.wav(44K) 113_videotaped.mp3(44K)

Kyle: "Oh my god, they videotaped killing Kenny, you bastard!"

113_walkman.wav(14K) 113_walkman.mp3(14K)

Kyle: "I'm going to buy a walkman with my half!"

113_whatsucks.wav(26K) 113_whatsucks.mp3(26K)

Stan: "What sucks is that now we have to watch that Bob Saget guy to find out if we actually won!"

113_whoheredidnt.wav(49K) 113_whoheredidnt.mp3(49K)

Mr. Garrison: "I admit it, I might have made love to your mother at the drunken barn dance, but who here didn't?"

113_whoisthat.wav(55K) 113_whoisthat.mp3(55K)

Cartman's Mom: "Wait... wait!  Who is that?"

113_widecanyon.wav(101K) 113_widecanyon.mp3(101K)

: "...Bear with wide canyon... she is doe who cannot keep legs togther... You mom's a slut."

113_wonderwhat.wav(36K) 113_wonderwhat.mp3(36K)

Stan: "I wonder what's wrong?"

113_yopops.wav(41K) 113_yopops.mp3(41K)

Cartman: "Yo Pops!"