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: "I don't think 8 year old kids drink beer."

: "My mom says there's alot of black people in Africa."

: "Christ, Ned, what did you have for breakfast?"

: "Christ, look at that little bastard go!"

: "Jimbo passes out the necessities of hunting."

: "Behold my Patrick Duffy leg."

: "Jimbo's speech is interrupted by a bird."

: "I'm not hysterical. I just don't want to shoot the bunny."

: "Cartoon's kick ass ."

: "Gosh, I hope he doesn't cut me with his celery hand."

: "It's comin' right for us!"

: "Holy Crap!"

: "Look a volcano! Quick, duck and cover!"

: "Ned says hi to Mrs. Cartman"

: "Democrats piss me off!"

: "bleepdamnit don't shoot me."

: "Hi kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy."

: "Ned and Jimbo show Kenny the proper way of fishing."

: "Danforth, pull up flank! Watch out for Charlie up in the trees!"

: "Ned vows never to use a gun again."

: "Frrrriend."

: "The mayor talks about her geologist."

: "Stan, do you want to know what I think?"

: "Ned burns."

: "...but Kenny's dead, and you're always going to be my nephew."

: "Kenny's death."

: "Maybe your mom can give me a kiss too, Cartman."

: "Ned sings Kumbaya."

: "Chef's 'Lava' Song."

: "The educational filmstrip 'Lava And You' in its enirety."

: "Jimbo shows off his hunting intellect."

: "Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off."

: "Mrs. Cartman wants a kiss from her son."

: "This is like the gun I used in 'Nam."

: "Oh man, that's nasty !"

: "Nothing to see here."

: "Yeah, you would taste my pee."

: "Shut up, I didn't pee my pants!"

: "speaks about the pig crap he has seen..."

: "Mrs. Cartman: Don't wipe with poison ivy..."

: "Rabbit! Rabbit! 5 O'clock!"

: "...the little needle is moving. Its going back and forth really fast."

: "The geologist tells the mayor how screwed they are."

: "Cartman describes the monster of the mountain...."

: "Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything..."

: "Hunting sober is like... fishing.... sober."

: "Ned asks Cartman where he was stationed during 'Nam."

: "Let's get that testosterone flowing!"

: "Yeah, he has Patrick Duffy for a leg and weaves baskets."

: "What the hell is wrong with you people."

: "Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything."